LOL a bio pic about Belle and Sebastian? Cmon man.

Odds that most claiming this a fro can’t even rock one?

See, it all worked out Anne Shirley!

Careful...using the Maury Povich Percentage of Certitude Convertor, it’s very plausible that this is indeed an Afro based on the 1000X multiplier.

This made me laugh.

I just throw it all in a cast iron skillet to roast. Red onions are divine this way.

What, the lazy blowjob isn’t the standard? Now ya tell me! All these years I’ve been so lazy.

It was an absolute blast digging through the old stuff where the writers make themselves out to be a hero but only increasingly verify they’re a villain with every additional word.

“Mama, it’s time we started seeing other people. I have my wagon loaded up and am ready to carve out a new path on my own”

Totally understand, and home schooling on its own isn’t indicative of an overarching trust thing - it’s when there are enough symptoms - home schooling, not vaccinating, special adults only diets foisted upon a child, never leaving their side ever, on and on and on. It’s a composite image that is revealed with more…

Oh I love asking them all sorts of questions about the future because they will pluckily answer them earnestly with just a portion of all info available.

Hands to the temples in a rubbing motion while I just laughed and laughed.

So I remember a time when I was about 4, I was in the laundry room with my mom and I just pulled down on the neck of her shirt and took a look at her boobs to see if they were still there. And she was astounded and scolded me. “Don’t do that to me or anyone else. It is quite intrusive” I got a new word to use that day…

What’s the worst case scenario if you refuse? I’m just trying to imagine the perceived peril of telling a kid in this situation “Read the room and have some empathy for me.”

By your own anecdote, it is not free. The women need food input to continue to lactate lest malnutrition affect lactation. Now I’m not going to dig into the caloric and nutritive conversion of food to breast milk and breast milk’s own caloric and nutritive qualities *pushes up glasses* but to say breast milk is free…

I know I’ve heard some of that but the mind reels at the limits of that. Kid won’t stop wearing diapers. Kid won’t wipe their own ass. Kid won’t get a job at the mine like Papa did when he was 5.

The difference being an ice cold glass of cow’s milk compliments a PB&J perfectly, goat and sheep’s milk can be turned into even better products and there would be very pitiful baked goods without butter.

If you do get a leash, don’t go the cutesy animal route with like a monkey or hippo or something, no. Get them an honest to god leather strap they can’t gnaw through.

Oh it’s even worse. I’m an Uncle by Friendship. I have always made myself available to answer (and ask) the tough questions in a fun way for the kiddos - none of my friends have taken me up on it but the kids have.

I tried to flirt with a gal on here over her tennis crush on Rafael Nadal and I misspelled his name. It was so crunchy!