The biggest demand seems to be from people who have long ass commutes and don’t want to focus on the commute what-so-ever. There are other alternatives but the entire value of the autonomous car is derived from a phony liberation from responsibility to overcome a self imposed obstacle.

It’s not the natural evolution of technology. There are a lot of dead ends that you forget about because they’re dead ends.

That somehow lodge themselves into and onto the woman’s labia, vulva and clitoris?

I realized afterwards that yah, I was making love to Poe’s Law there, which is why I was delighted with your response upping the ante.

Man, finally found a kindred soul on Blowfly!

I thought the absurdity of going door to door with accordions was kind of hinting at it ;)

I don’t know - my white mom loves all things 70s R&B, and the reason that Bruno Mars resonates with her is because it is resonant of Earth Wind and Fire and Gap Band in a space today where music like that simply doesn’t exist in the same way shape or form. It’s bordering pastiche and homage but it works because it is…

Why can’t Bruno Mars be more like Blowfly? A pressing question for 2018.

I like your facetious raise to my facetiousness ;)

So do you want to go door to door confiscating white kid’s instruments and handing out accordions? I’ll stick around to ensure they don’t dip into any of that latino music though, strictly white polka for white people.

Having attended a Diwali celebration where a friend’s band played ‘Hotel California’ to rave reviews (mind you this was in the heart of Silicon Valley circa 2002), yes, people love them some Hotel California.

Obama, I got a Kinja comment just for you.

You don’t even need hair to enjoy the benefits!

Yah, that’s more of an uncle gag.

Like Rachel Dolezal?

You know what one of the strongest aphrodisiacs is to married men? It’s being DTF and obviously so, whether you’re married to the guy or not. Pretty might sweeten the pot but being sexually available first and foremost is the engine that drives the whole thing.

Yes and no - a lot of bars in Europe keep Jack Daniels (not a true Bourbon) on hand and occasionally I’ve seen a bottle of Jim Beam here and there. On the other hand there isn’t a strong prediliction for bourbon or american whiskey except for specific cocktails. Or ex-pat binges.

Move to Syria?

Man, this kinda small thing is giving me an engineering hard on.

I’m trying to imagine what the alternative to this voter brinkmanship is and all roads lead back to Kwame Kirkpatrick.