Calling em Uncle Toms before they even get their beaks wet. Good work there.

It’d be nice but I’m not going to subvert what they’re doing if they don’t.

Get this woman a confetti gun!

No - tell them the Cracker Barrel is being rented out for a local progressive candidate’s campaign party.

The trick is lowering the bar for what constitutes ‘near death’ experience.

Potential new hires aren’t though. Recruitment is WAY down.

Better more dancy Bolero.

Sure, but that’s arguing for atheist to become agnostics rather than Evangelical Christians to stop being apostates of their own faith.

Some of the most cultured people I’ve met could weave intricate tapestries of curses.

He’s a BMW driver, cmon.

Oh my god, you did all of this to pat yourself on the back for being virtuous.

I spit at a car that almost mowed me down in the cross walk. The driver swung around the block to spit back at me but wound up hawking a loogie straight into the passenger seat.

We live in a world where a moron’s choices don’t only impact them any longer though.

Okay, Thumbs and not eating garbage.

I’m here for the FAMU reunion.

CatLady, I can feel bad for people losing their jobs while chuckling to myself about how Applebee’s even comes to represent that notion in various parts of the country.

I’m not judging, I’m pointing out categorical identification that is false.

And this is where supposed allies need to step up and tell those white shitheads whats what.

Thanks Auntie QueenVictoriasCorsetKatana, but this was just too hard not to laugh at.

He’s so dedicated to be menacing, even in subtle ways. Dude not to fuck with.