you're in a situation that most (straight) women find themselves in, because most men think they're too manly to do things like go to the doctor. and it's a chronic problem. my friend's father recently had a STROKE, and refused to go to the doctor and *locked himself in the bedroom when the ambulance arrived* because…

plus they changed it blue rock candy!

man, I wish we could eradicate the phrase "bumping uglies". it's just so awful.

I wish I could recommend this more than once! I'm so disheartened by all the comments here agreeing that it was an inappropriate gift. It was thoughtful. It was from a colleague, who maybe doesn't know you like your spouse, but wanted to do something that he thought would be fun. Gifts at a wedding are optional *and…

ah, then I apologize for not getting it!

I don't know what Jezebel is, and since there were *several* such comments, I'm not the only one who didn't get your brand of "comedy".

except she doesn't, but you are certainly a dick.

Agreed. Because the people who say that are people who consider themselves mavericks, special to the nth degree, and other people are just orbiting around them.