“Why would you force yourself to be ambidextrous? I mean, there plenty to eat.”

Pictured: SKATEGOAT

Tim Biakabatuka

They must be really disappointed that he now openly works with the colors and the whites.

Rock Cartwright

♫When your knee’s in my back, and it’s just cuz I’m black /

Well that was completely necessary what with the threatening way he was standing perfectly still and all.

She is an expert in sports journalism because she studied it at 5 different colleges.

You should feel bad for everyone who ever gets involved with this horrorshow of an organization. I spent years blaming lowly players and coaches and executives for this team’s shortcomings, only blaming Dan Snyder for his consistent stupidity in bringing them in. After watching Griffin go from Rookie of the Year under…

Are extreme anti government nuts really this stupid? CFCs, leaded gasoline, lead paint, usury, various classes of pesticide, asbestos, gay marriage, interracial marriage, nudity and profanity on television, plastic bags, a third presidential term etc etc etc.