He’s Emmit Smith’s favorit NCIS

In the unlikely even that this happens, melt some damn snow and use that to flush your toilet.

Enjoy your practice squad unwanted advances.

I’m not a fan of any of these teams but I feel horribly for the fanbases. And this got me thinking, is there a riper target for nationalization than professional sports teams? They should be owned and operated by local governments. I can’t think of a single reason they should be in private hands.

Next week post a recipe for banh mi where you substitute zucchini slices for ham.

I think you mean Jason Sehorn.

If you ever make a fatty beef roast, do yourself a favor and make Yorkshire pudding or popovers with the fat drippings. Yorkshire pudding has a gross name but it’s just a quickbread made with meat fat instead of butter/oil. It’s f’ing delicious and really easy and you can still make a pan sauce with the defatted…

I don’t trust anyone who wants to attend an NFL game.

vodka:martini :: turkey:bacon

I worked corporate at an American luxury retailer and the Friday after Thanksgiving was not a day off. You had to use a vacation day to take the day off. As someone who doesn’t travel for Thanksgiving this was just fine by me. I’d get in at 11 because no one was there, fire off a few emails, go out to lunch then go…

Tim Biakabatuka

Are extreme anti government nuts really this stupid? CFCs, leaded gasoline, lead paint, usury, various classes of pesticide, asbestos, gay marriage, interracial marriage, nudity and profanity on television, plastic bags, a third presidential term etc etc etc.