the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. But I like commenting here. So I wish everyone a happy Friday.

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Allow me to translate from Kellyanneish:

The distortions begin to manifest physically; Picasso is like, “I need a fucking aspirin.”

These fools are like the bad guys in a kung fu movie, stepping up one by one to get knocked the fuck out.

makes u think

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?