Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

lol, what a piece of shit.

I would love to be so good at something that the people I’m competing against look at me like I’m cheating.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

Nailed it. This beef is salty, a little fake, and seems likely to end in the heat death of universe as the atoms that comprise all matter are stretched infinitly apart.

Mmm I dunno. Compared to rondo cp this is more like Arby’s 

It’s pretty hard to beat Marty’s SR5.

This is frightening. I know we like to point at CTE anytime a football player has these kinds of issues, but it sounds almost like he could be bipolar. I hope he gets the help he needs.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

As a fellow victim of mental illness (social anxiety disorder and clinical depression), Jackie Mac is doing the Lord’s work this week. She’s doing phenomenal work as usual.

How dare you be good at what you’re supposed to be good at. I must stop you any way I can.

I stand by my previous allegations.

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

This is good baseball.

Nah. To be honest, the left will be just fine. At least a jackass who was encouraging conflict and spreading lies -- sometimes literally selling snake oil -- is losing his voice and his inane money spigot.

The point wasn’t to hurt a political party, the point was that Alex Jones was breaking the law and becoming a massive liability for the platforms.

There’s no “the left”, only public corporations enforcing their policies (finally).

Leakin’ oil in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I needed gas and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

The money doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends
That’s how this country’s run
Defenders are the best friends I ever had
I fought the law and I…