They’re all going to be dead soon if McCullers keeps hitting every fucking Dodger who steps into the batter’s box.

Yup!

This was a preview of a dystopian future in which people are forced to stick to sports.

Wow. Normally I have to wait for WrestleMania weekend for a five hour event that leaves me heartbroken and disappointed.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

I’m sure attempts to defend this behavior will be reasonable and rational and not at all ridiculous.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

I found some footage of Girardi leaving the stadium:

Kurt Angle is the guy that watches the movie Kids and decides “That’s it. I’m wearing condoms from now on,” only to say “fuck condoms” the first opportunity he has with an attractive woman.

When Angle’s music played and he returned to the match, it could’ve just as easily been the intended setup for a Roman Reigns comeback.

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Honey. Butter. Chicken. Biscuit.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Finally, we know what Oswald Cobblepot would look like if he could drive a tiny car and waddle around in the grass.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

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