The headline I would've guessed had I read the article before seeing the title. 

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

Alternate Universe Headline: Spurs robbed by handball-assisted goal.

I think Patrick is drawing a line between Spurs and Fulham in regards to hugeness.

The last time someone dealt with the Knicks, Suns, and Hornets on successive days, it ended with three days of darkness and the death of their firstborn.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Kolašinac is a bad mother fucker for fighting dudes with knives. And Özil is in no way a coward for running away and I will hear no slander from keyboard warriors. 

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret

This is definitely smoke: Kawahi was never going to go to the Lakers to be LeBron’s second understudy.

So this might be a Lakers source to save face. But it could also be Kawhi rubbing it in to the Lakers while also creating a smokescreen that he had just completely screwed them by leaving them hanging and making them…

great aids joke, really look forward to seeing you morons making aids jokes everytime magic is mentioned

Like getting charged with rape? Yes.

Truman, you can Carter off to jail, but Grant me this: If you just Fillmore prison cells, it won’t solve anything. It would be-Hoover to reform her ways, so we should Taylor the punishment to the crime.

Just this very week a friend of mine quoted Hank Hill on the subject of Christian rock: “You’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock and roll worse.”

I await your apology.

Yeah, and there was no 3 billion dollars in losses.  that’s 3 billion dollars in sales that were never going to happen anyways.  People that pirate don’t want to pay regardless.  They’d rather go without, or find another source.  If the publishers want their money, they need to digitize the comics themselves and put…

Worldwide manhunt for- a comic book pirate...

Priorities...

Twas a bad day to be orange.