Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

when it comes to modesty, we’re the greatest 

Really?! That’s your thought process? A supremely talented athlete celebrating her efforts is the same as official state business. Maybe if she opens some brown people concentration camps, you’ll be in the same neighborhood as a legitimate point.

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

Congratulations to new Wizards GM Joey Chestnut!

I will very much mocked for this, but signing a guy to a max contract, who won’t play for you for a year and is coming off an Achilles injury, seems dumb.

Yeah, let’s pump the breaks on all this contender noise. He’s not going to play at all next year. And then we have to see where he and that roster stands a year from now. They are still a long way from honest to god contention. All they’ve done in the here and now is replaced All Star PG D’Angelo Russell with....a bett…

MLK isn’t famous because he was murdered. 

How in the hell do you know what the scoreboard advertisement designer had meant to do from the context of this photo?

Yes, this is a much better analysis of the at bat.

I think the problem is calling Emmitt Till a “celebrity,” which carries a connotation of glamour and lightheartedness. If it had been a list of “important historical figures” I think the reaction would have been different.

it’s fine - i typed all of that.

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Could you be more specific?

For a professional contrarian you have some extraordinarily thin skin. Maybe you should work on that, or at least try having fewer takes which were as easy to pick apart as this god awful one.

Shut the fuck up man. You aren’t nearly as smart as you think you are. Big market teams can screw over small market teams at the drop of a hat. You aren’t this fucking naive. Or are you?