(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

Fucking basketball fans don’t know what hardship is. - Deadspin soccer fans.

I *hate* the dialogue and “what-if”s surrounding this Finals.

What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

He also tweeted that he regretted taking that selfie with Drake before the last episode. Which I found hilarious.

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

The Lions want CJ to be a team ambassador; spreading goodwill and cheer, probably in person as well as through various media channels. They want to use CJ’s likeness, his person, his image, his time, and whatever social/media networks he has.

tone is subjective. I think 100% of this argument is in your own reading of it.

Because they want him to act honored that he played for them. Making him repay the money was fine. Expecting him to be happy about it is stupid.

Oversensitive.

Learn the laws of the game. The initial contact. The the ball rolls onto the arm.

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

this lady is

Hawaii to do list:

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody.