it hit his chest and spun onto his arm. His arm was in a completely natural position and he had no ability to get out the way. That’s my opinion.

I’ll tell her.

Come on, dude. That’s gross. You know it’s gross. Your girlfriend knows it’s gross. Don’t “but actually” this. I’m telling you, the last thing on earth you want is your girlfriend to see you in your drawers and think, on any level, “ew, gross!” You can’t talk someone out of a visceral reaction.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

I am an east coast transplant living in Chicago. At this point I’ve been here for as long as I’ve lived anywhere. But damn it, I still crave a real slice of NYC pizza which you just can’t find here.

What is the best shape for a dinner plate?

I’m a big Warriors herb, so I’m not the right one to ask, but I think it’s possible to acknowledge how annoying the team can be and still really want Cousins to have his chance to shine. His recent addition shields him from a lot of the animosity compiled over the last three Warriors seasons.
Plus, his injury means…

Alas, I have been outvoted. But for posterity.

I’ve warged your dog. Can confirm.

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

So I took a deep dive into the stats, looking at the prime (production wise) years for both players.

Otis Thorpe was a one-time All-Star. He and Horry were the only other rotation players other than Olajuwon with a positive BPM that season. He averaged 2X as many shots and points as the next player (Thorpe). They had other solid starting players, but nobody who else who would even sniff HOF consideration.

“...and is secure in his legacy as the greatest-ever player from outside the United States...”

“A sword swallower through and through.”

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

If you’ve ever had the opportunity to quit a job you hate without having to worry about what you’ll do next, it’s an amazing feeling. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.

I knew that she wasn’t long for the Seven Kingdoms, but it was still sad to see the Queen of Thorns go. She had some of the best one-liners in the series, and Diana Rigg just nailed every scene.

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.