I’m sure everyone is different about this, but for me it totally depends. As far as I’m concerned, my boyfriend can masturbate as much as he wants in any way he feels like when I’m not there. When I’m not there, it is none of my business. When I arrive and he’s been masturbating with porn, he usually stops, turns off…

I have never, ever understood people upset by porn/masturbation. Unless it’s like, illegal yucky porn or at an addiction level where it’s actually taking too much time out of one’s day, why care?

Sorry :(

Awwww yeeeaaah, all that sexy Florida air and sexy Florida smells. What’s that sexy sound? Yelling tourists? Oh boner, contain yourself.

Who the hell goes to Disneyworld to set the mood with their hookup?

A couple weeks ago after seeing Gigi Hadid walk in Tommy Hilfiger’s show, I freaked out because HER THIGHS TOUCH! She’s got such a beautiful body, I can’t understand how people couldn’t be excited about seeing a model with a “normal” body walk the runway. (“Normal” because she’s still skinnier than most American…

North West is queen of all celebrity babies.

My mom threatened to kill herself when I cut her out. I can relate to the difficulty of dealing with people who are mentally unwell who also happen to be your parent. It’s an absolute nightmare.

Other things Marion Cotillard said*:

He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.

“The licenses were denied because neither of the facilities has written patient- transfer agreements with local hospitals, a requirement for outpatient centers like abortion clinics. Two years ago, the state banned abortion centers from entering into such agreements with public hospitals, which forced the Planned…

I enjoyed the Nancy Jo article/Sophia Coppola movie as much as the next person. But I always got the vibe it was Prugo’s version, and a shallow one at that which villainized the girls. Look what Prugo and Neiers have done with their lives. One is in the above mess, the other confronted her addiction, got clean, became…

I had to read it a few times to glean that much, myself. (It’s a tiredness thing and not a poor-writing thing.)

Right? Ten months?!?!?! WHERE’S THE PROOF!!!!! Ugh I would die.

I can’t believe the woman spent ten months in jail based on an accusation by a convicted felon. And has cancer! She also has very poor people-evaluation skills. He is a thief first and foremost and her first mistake was the whole “momager” thing. It sounds like she wanted a bigger piece of the celebrity pie and it…

“According to the Los Angeles Times, Prugo and Feinstein stalked Dawn DaLuise and her two daughters between December 2013 and April 2014. They also published a Craigslist ad that stated DaLuise wanted to participate in a rape fantasy. The ad included her home address, and men began showing up on DaLuise’s doorstep.”

As a woman who has been sexually assaulted and lives in the US, it’s what I expect. The victim-blaming, the lack of consequences for the accused is all par for the course.

I can’t tell who I find more disgusting in all of this, Johnson, or the slime that protect him.

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

Scruffy Dev Patel is a good Dev Patel.