If Rihanna is too good for Drake, then by all means I will take him.

I just keep finding reasons to use this.

What if they got secretly married like Janet and Jermaine and it won’t come out until 20 years later when they divorce so RiRi can marry an oil billionaire!

I’m ready for MIA this weekend

a.k.a. DRIHZZY A.K.A. R’HAKE A.K.A. FENHAM A.K.A. AUBRYN

me irl

Donald Trump on Twitter:

She looks so healthy and happy lately.

Britney is going to look pretty damn good on the carpet:

I’ve never even heard of people doing that, but if that’s the case they should just move them lower, you’re right.

Questionable taste in authors aside, apparently Amber’s type is “middle-aged rich dudes who are astounded by her literacy”.

“A hot woman who reads books ... most unusual.”

He really is a second-rate Bond villain come to life.

Haha I forgot he was in that movie until i rewatched it last year. To be fair, i feel he and Ann’s other friends could have been a bit more supportive of her. Especially the friend who got a whole bag of clinique samples from Ann!

Why would anyone be ashamed of watching The Devil Wears Prada? It’s Adrian Grenier’s finest work!

“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.”

This trope has been done to death.

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

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So her son gets kidnapped and she just straight-up murders a bunch of other innocent people just driving to work by causing massive car accidents?