ok I laughed

I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

This is particularly funny coming from Pennsylvania, a state which once had one of the biggest population of German speakers and whose largest tourist draw for populations is from a group that still speaks English as a second language.

What's the functional purpose of these bills aside from giving bigots the warm fuzzies? Like I'm pretty sure that constitutionally the law couldn't ban the use of other languages for private citizens and businesses. Would Pennsylvania make any and all government created media only in English?

I can’t even imagine how you could whip yourself into enough of a frenzy to bother making a sign and heading to a demonstration in favor of a language.

Holy shitballs. I can totally see this happening in PA (it’s referred to as Pennsyltucky for a reason, ya’ll) but I’m still amazed.

The fact that it’s referred to as “the abortion industry” means these people aren’t super in-touch with reality to begin with. Your fancy liberal facts mean nothing to them.

All I can do is jump up and down and screech "Hyde Amendment” from the rooftops...

“The American people should no longer be forced to fund the abortion industry; therefore we will oppose any government funding legislation that would authorize or provide federal funds for Planned Parenthood,”

Its similar to how disney stars have purity christian rings. The idea is to create a fantasy for their “fans”. Disney took those purity christian rings very seriously for a while , with all their stars showcasing them.
The fan reaction reaminds me of how fans of one direction freaked out when there were rumours of…

I understand breach of contract is a breach of contract, but that is one weird af clause. That said, some of these groups creep me out, as it’s not clear if they’re marketing towards kids their age or to older men.

Not even joking but on my 18th birthday gift was a nose job, which I turned down. As much as I’d like to ridicule Kylie Jenner, growing up in a vapid and superficial family haunted me for years until I got therapy.

You know what? Just ONCE I would like to be surprised by something like this. I would like to live in a world where horrible misogynist behavoir would be actually shocking instead of grimly expected and depressing. Fuck all of this.

Anyone who talks about crossfit is instantly a bodybore in my eyes

That was my response to this. “HEY, WORLD, THIS WOMAN WON’T LET ME SEE MY KID, I’M THE GOOD GUY HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU...”

This guy is so pissed he can't see his baby that he FUCKING SHOOTS THE BABY.

Are shootings happening with more frequency this year, or am I just more aware of them than in the past?

This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.

you shut your goddamn mouth. “not beautiful anymore,” DO YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING EYES?