Given that the most notable moment of the one of the Democratic campaign has been the candidate calling for a move to the metric system, I would think not.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

I honestly look for any excuse to shout YAS QUEEN

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I agree. Who needs to hear this? Who wouldn’t hear the echo of it in their ears afterwards during every kiss, cuddle, and sexual encounter? My husband thinks I’m physically beautiful and I think he is. I don’t want to contemplate the notion that he’s closing his eyes and thinking of someone else during our sexytimes.

Absolutely. First of all, she’s asking him to separate her body from her whole person and evaluate it independently. That’s a bad idea. I also don’t like my husband’s feet, but I integrate them in the whole person, and I’m attracted to the whole person, so I don’t mind them. Judging individual parts is ridiculous and…

Part of me was like, “White lies aren’t so bad...”

+1 Talking is so overrated.

Yeah, I really want more explanation as to why she considered this a “necessary” conversation. Because I don’t get it. It seems like a recipe for making both people in the relationship feel like shit.

I’m with you. I can’t imagine what an enormous kick in the tits it would be if I asked Mr. DancingMuppets what he thought about my body and he was all “meh”.

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

Ok, but also, how great is Andrea Savage on Hotwives?

NO DATA

You just wrote the chorus to the greatest punk song of 2015

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

Back the fuck up with that story.

Skipping leg day: Not even once... maybe once. OK, maybe twice. Wait, how many weeks has it been?

*skips all those days twice as much, loves her life*

He and Liam Neeson were so dang sweet together.