Whoa, you’re really close to Instagram celeb status with all those stars...

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

Truly the modern day Kareem. 

“I will never let myself forget this day. I will tell my grandkids one day about this and the night grandma scored 25 points and had a few rebounds.”

Maybe instead of complaining about the money they are not getting then why won’t the gymnast instead hold a bake sale, or walk pets, or become a mystery shopper to supplement their incomes?

But it’s so hip and caters to my urban lifestyle.... Dawg....

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

The two guys that host that show seem like the kind of brothers that like to kiss each other on the lips.

He for sure grew up with it getting tossed around casually. He’s 23; the “maybe we shouldn’t describe everything we dislike as gay” movement is only, what, like 5-10 years old?

God I hate that movie.

Probably a sound thing,

The question is. would he be hanging upside-down, like some sort of bat in the cave?

There’s a statue of John Harvard (at Harvard, because where else would they put such a statue), and the left boot of it is extremely well polished because it’s supposedly good luck to rub it. Drunk douchey people piss on that boot on a nightly basis. I can only imagine how much piss is on Ronaldo’s statue dick.

True. Nothing says “you suck at player development” like watching a kid you dumped turn into a star elsewhere.

O’Brien (...) was a good QB.

O’Brien wasn’t Marino, but he was a good QB.

Steve Wilks was fired so fast, I didn’t even know if he was black or white until right now. 

He was offered the job but his heart wasn’t in it.

I believe those are the hearts of Redskin fans.