If the Millennials can pull off the miracle of speeding up the final two minutes of an NBA game then they will replace the WWII folks as The Greatest Generation.

You must be a millennial* because you didn’t have the attention span to read Silver’s quote where he uses millenials’ attention spans as an excuse for speeding up the end of games. See, the headline is a joke, because blaming millenials’ attention spans instead of the root cause is stupid.

Wait, you don’t think Millenials were being dissed until 2012?

Maybe not. Still hoping. We deserve a new election. Even if after this traitor is illegitimately inaugurated. Every day now is like an eternity. He’s so revolting the way he openly disparages all of our most fundamental tenets of democracy including equality, free speech, freedom of the press, our intelligence…

It was a campaign promise and the lapdog media never questioned him about it:

Now it’s a two topping pizza.

Yes.

Vizquel was no Mark Belanger.

I like to think Waiters ending up there is a bit of revenge for Cavs fans.We got stuck with him after LBJ went to MIA and now the Heat are stuck with him while LBJ is in Cleveland.He’s such garbage.

When you were outing that Conde Nast exec. in your super gay-shamey article, did you think that in 15 months you’d be writing nigh-unreadable 5th grade level NBA articles for Deadspin? Because goddamn, I didn’t.

I lived in ABQ for two years (2012-2014) and that was the general consensus around town. Haha I couldn’t agree more. He didn’t do dick pills because he’s huge, he did it because cocaine hates boners.

He’s also totally full of shit and still completely incapable of taking responsibility for his terrible decision making.

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

Five guys gives you an absurd amount of fries, and I am okay with that.

There are a lot of strong fry feeling this Friday and I like it.

Saw Title.

Yeah, that Ancestry.com is an amazing thing. I had no idea there was there was a Thai contingent in the American Revolution.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Perhaps it was the 'Noid who should have avoided Pete.