I don’t know about you, but the very thought of having to hear the Friends theme song every 23 minutes while I do work is the very embodiment of hell. What a shite show. And I was the KEY demo for it. I was a college FR the year it came out, in full Seinfeld frenzy willing to put up with whatever trash NBC put on. I…

Too many Netflix shows. And they have gotten cute with not showing the actors names anymore on everything. I have to cross reference IMDB to see if the show has any known quantities performing in it. Sick of opening my Netflix browser and seeing only Netflix shows. They aren’t quite that good at production to start…

Also pertinent, at least for me, the damn scrolling to find the perfect thing to watch. On one service it’s bad enough. On three it’s just ridiculous, and half the time I’m still non plussed at my choice.

I want to meet a herb named Bud. 

If we hadn't lost all the defenseman and Sami kapanen in 2004, that Williams and brind a mour deal for primeau was going to pay off huge....

It was. He's selling peyote now as well. 

Chokeworthy friends?!

The 4 way nature of things is gonna give the Cardinals or Brewers the space they need. If the fourth team fades earlier, maybe. 

To the 8 seed owner who needs those two home playoff dates to maintain a second mistress, you are real flippant w his $

Nothing spells success in 2019 than a family sitcom To Be Continued. 

I will also always take the field when the field is “eventually”.

Agreed. I will not pay the cost in time or money to watch two scuffling teams pretend to try. But I have an idea...one that’s based on the old CBA that Zeke bankrupted. Not quite keeping track of quarters won or led, that’s tedious, though in this era of SABRE we are better equipped than ever to engineer something…

And he brings me Reeses eggs. Why is he not better than Santa Claus again?

Some years the 5 game first Rd series looks preferable to the 7 game version. This is one of those yrs.

Made a mistake w some fire roasted habaneros I loaded onto a taco. Killed my ability to feel regular jalapenos anymore.

I convict on 99% of cases where a woman goes in and gets the medical evaluation done (I abhor the way the term rape kit works pejoratively in both directions); and files a police report. Inebriated or not. In fact if she’s inebriated when she shows up, all the easier to convict a man who should know better.

Pretty sure if Luke was writing it, it turned out to be a stretch foreword. 

It’s been a while, pretty sure Harper wears them every day. What’s his excuse. Between the cleats and him stomping his little feet so often he should know what kind of traction one gets during a temper tantrum. 

The son of a Nepalese mountain guide and an Austrian nurse, Lama was considered a legitimate prodigy.

If I go to a NASCAR race I’m set up like Depp and del Toro right outside Bakersfield. Who knows what’s in the box, don’t tell them they might show the cops.  Winged Lizards bro.