The son of a Nepalese mountain guide and an Austrian nurse, Lama was considered a legitimate prodigy.

If I go to a NASCAR race I’m set up like Depp and del Toro right outside Bakersfield. Who knows what’s in the box, don’t tell them they might show the cops.  Winged Lizards bro.

As an old, I have managed to remain hip to the new sayings and speakings of the youngs.

Lets Remember Some Veterans From Some Processes.

Hey Blue, eat shit!!!

The original comment had nothing to do with Lillard. You may begin a separate thread on him and his own set of difficulties if you like. 

So just watch the decent teams when they come to town. I only watch the teams that care on the TV. Eventually Darwinism will win out. 

Now that it’s legal it’s cheaper on the secondary market. Not everything a plot, damn. 

Yet all the fans are blinded by atrocious Pistons play. A real tragedy you might say.

So Griffin ruined their lottery spot, killed their cap and then didn’t even suit up for the playoffs. Solid personnel moves.

Its always the dog. A dog off camera nobody can see, whose existence cannot be unproven.

Add “on tape delay” and I can re-sell this take even better.

The Phillies are coming, the Phillies are coming!!!!! 

Since you seem sensible...what transgression did the youngster commit in order to get served by OV?

“because it’d be ideal for all involved if both the Bruins and Maple Leafs could get through this series without any players committing murder”

You are an idiot. It was Xanax fuckboy. You ever get behind the wheel on a couple bars? That’s what that affluenza kid did. I am lucky I didn’t kill somebody myself. You think you’re fine. Unlike booze where you know you’re not. You can have a profound conversation on Xanax where nary a word from your mouth is…

-6 for Crocs. You better be Holmes-esque if you sext in Crocs.

Ummm....what if SWIM smokes all day every day. See SWIM doesn’t party so much as they live that life 24./7/365. 

Torched?Russell? I take issue w that. Took him 25 shots to the 26.

You rely on clicks to establish your own value. Certainly a guy like Magary on the Deadspin side generates more per the 80/20 rule than the fill-in bloggers. He has established a quantifiable brand. I am only a drop-in reader at Jezebel, just a knuckle dragging man. I ran have ran a website myself, and had about 3M…