Where to start? Let's see if you can take your head out of your ass. Then we'll move on to the next lesson.

As a former cf with an electric arm (if only my bat was a third as good sigh) I can attest to having gotten many a call based on the beauty of my frozen ropes. Umps have an affinity for defensive plays like this.

Here is teabag paulus you Carolina fuckboy

Patty Mills is a bench player. The Spurs just suck now compared, which is why he starts.

Oswald was never even a “good” shooter per the JFK script. Below average marksmanship.

Is it really bare knuckle? What’s next brass knuckles?

Simplicity, Yeezy is the key to this. Also the names shouldn’t sound so delicious if they want to advance.

Dammit I was looking to cash in on the underseed here. Yet it appears he is the dreaded so underrated he’s overrated category.

I would but Harrison Treegoob is woefully underseeded.

Tl:stfu

You could have picked any game BESIDES Crusin USA and I’m right there with you.

A raise. Right. The raise was equivalent to the annual GDP of Rhode Island.

Ask North Koreans being starved to death if they eat cat. 

Perfect. As I wrap up my posr-doctorate work on International Bird Law, you have brought forth new challenges.

Coming Xmas 2019:

However many yrs old he is. He needs that long to relearn life. 

Substance abuse is all Monday absences. Take it from me. I like substances.

Who the fuck is Brett Gardner? Do you mean Brett the Groundskeeper? 

I thought there would be more. Definitely doable in ten years without even claiming all the annual leave.

Genius takes many forms.