These suns aren’t as fun. The gorilla sledding down the lower bowl just isn’t the same as a raptor on rollerskates.

I thought they had signed Pablo Sandoval and you had the wrong photo.

Is epo illegal? Why is this a criminal matter?

No. No you're not. In many ways good and bad. More bad...for you.

As a tomatophile, I actually seek out friends and women to date (subliminal signals I guess) on the strength of eating their castoff tomatoes.

Do you know how to caramelized because I don't think you do

Disqualified...sorry...re bacon.

If I have a Wendy’s burger, yeah I know there’s a bigger problem here...if it’s mixed w ketchup and mustard I am ok.

This is a Sunday post. Something happened today. I am a less mayo is more guy but there are things it is essential to include it with.

Not a wild take at all.

That reason? He doesn’t have a prayer of playing qb in the NFL.

He only had that crack pipe because he intervened for a friend.

My money's on Steve. He goes from 0-100 without being strung out from playing thru all night w the yay and strippers. And he liked the ready too.....not the let's powder our nose stuff. He needed his haircut now!!! Bitches were back at the motel burning thru his rocks. 

Servings...can anyone tell me, someone who likes my protein every night. Am I to assume 4 servings is 4 individual steaks or chops? Let’s assume that I am a guy who will eat two chops and likes my steaks 10 oz or more. Can they find a plan for me?

Servings...can anyone tell me, someone who likes my protein every night. Am I to assume 4 servings is 4 individual…

Damn. Any Democrat stumping NYC is wasting time. It’s a given the democratic candidate will carry that state.

Cool Samer. You showed him.

I play bridge w my grandmother and her friends. Yes I’m aware this is different.

Shouldn’t that be former GM?

Thought Billy hoesley wrote this. Self editing man, catch the fever. This isn’t even a major.

Denim Chicken?