It was never destined to be better than 2nd best anyway. 

You have a backup area of expertise I hope? You are a tremendous reporter. Some of these people here are quirky little writers. You have consistently demonstrated excellence and an ability to maintain a level of comportment with respect to some really lurid findings, with respect to the US Gymnastics program and other…

I catch three buses or two and walk the last mile depending on times, and door to door is about 75 minutes. So fuck right the hell off with your evil juju.

Honestly, never took second notice at a piece of artwork. And it’s not due to your guys quality of work or anything. It’s just that all artwork created by anyone with or without severe motor coordination dysfunction, above the age of 2 and a half is going to be better than anything I do.

Upon way too much time thinking on this, I have come up with the following:

Jay Mariotti misses you. 

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For any true booger aficianado, you’d recognize that plexiglass as food storage. 

No, because then somebody would wanna play Nightcrawlers. And nobody needs their feelings hurt. 

Missed out on a grand opportunity, to dangle Raymond Berry after his coaching days in NE were up. 

Let me know first, because I enjoy driving up the bidding on things I have no interest in purchasing. Because fuck Samer, why should he be allowed to have a BoogerMobile? Did he eat the boogers it took to earn such a conveyance?

Don’t tell Sean Salisbury about this epic meeting of battle bots....because you know he’ll get excited...and then, well, nobody can open a text safely. 

-1 Drew doesn’t want you when he comes back anyway with that kind of bullshit.

It matters little to me what color dye Mars uses to color that seasons’ Peanut M&Ms, but I know for damn certain that there better be some Peanut M&Ms on that table. 

Oh noooo

Hes a senior in college.

So happy I quit w the ep he gets the office. It’s like I knew instinctively....wish that there were worth a prize. I'm already full up on smug superiority. 

Best to reserve judgement. 

In Detroit. Surprised BMF didn't send someone out to Cali for Dome Improvement. 

IIl blame him for “allowing” anything to happen.