Let me know first, because I enjoy driving up the bidding on things I have no interest in purchasing. Because fuck Samer, why should he be allowed to have a BoogerMobile? Did he eat the boogers it took to earn such a conveyance?

Don’t tell Sean Salisbury about this epic meeting of battle bots....because you know he’ll get excited...and then, well, nobody can open a text safely. 

-1 Drew doesn’t want you when he comes back anyway with that kind of bullshit.

It matters little to me what color dye Mars uses to color that seasons’ Peanut M&Ms, but I know for damn certain that there better be some Peanut M&Ms on that table. 

Oh noooo

Hes a senior in college.

So happy I quit w the ep he gets the office. It’s like I knew instinctively....wish that there were worth a prize. I'm already full up on smug superiority. 

Best to reserve judgement. 

In Detroit. Surprised BMF didn't send someone out to Cali for Dome Improvement. 

IIl blame him for “allowing” anything to happen.

Swimming with Sharks came entirely too easily to him, all could tell. The man appreciates sadism. Why he relished his horrible boss role same as house of cards. It was his own private joke. “Nobody here thinks I AM this guy.”

Highlight truthering this one:

Only the conf finals and finals. First couple rounds are every 3 nights. 

And NBA bloggers and Cowherd can flagellate themselves to “Boogie was cancer” takes/excuses all summer.

But....Pop?!

Glen Garry Glen Ross

And umm, wasn’t wildly incorrect.

Its ridiculous. It’s the same as arguing w a hardcore Christian.

He’d find 11 men who could get it done given proper instructions. Then probably try to eat the pigskin after. Honest mistake that got lost in translation.

Its ok. You like to do your work in close.