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Always a truther. 

Just hope he runs the bases faster than you can beat a goalie.

“If ive told you once ive told you 1000 times. You keep doin that someone is gonna get your nose”

The reasons for biting your tongue are numerous.

“Maybe if i you weren’t such a worrisome disappointment.” accompanied by a sigh of resignation.

Marino is only 5th best qb from  western pa by the titles...Montana,  unitas, namath, jim kelly (4 sb apps to one, with a head to head afc title win over marino, with montana also huying marino a pepsi free after the 84-85 super bowl. Dan never got to buy joe one "next year")

Hate to break it to you this way, but it appears you can hold your booze, but you cant handle it, that much is apparent.

Sometimes w red eyes they will cancel because they cant fill enough seats. This is not your failing. When this occurs they will try to get you a similar ticket on a competing airline.

You can take the pig out of pigtown, but you cant take rhe pigtown out of...wait hows that saying go again? 

Take the marc then catch the airport fluer shuttle from dc to dulles on the free toll road. $50 extra maybe $75 meow. But no traffic issues.

Traveled a ton for work til my 1st kid was born. Never paid for checked luggage.

The grass is always greener with airlines.

Where is the personal responsibility in all this?

Do you have an actual claim? On what grounds? And what would your expected result be? Just asking curiously.

Never use your big throbbing consumer dick to achieve satisfaction in a matter with such an acute time constraint. You want to get out asap.

PDX made me think of ADX Florence max security prison.  Unfortunate for international airports to share acronyms 

What is a money flight. Speak english, big words without the ‘splainin skills.

So his hero is the racist white cop on The Wire? Havent seen that haircut since 2008.