"I bet that shitass wouldn't even know a coax from a fucking composite!"

Much to Eddie Brock's dismay.

There was at least one other option: hire a better actor.

"Meg Ryan doing the voiceover for present day Sally."

"Non-essential?" The movie practically redefined the phrase "Groundhog Day" itself. People now refer less to the actual holiday than to the movie, as a short-hand reference for repetitive events. It's in the lexicon. Meanwhile, the screenplay is taught in film studies and theology courses.

I mean, you're just wrong.

"Mrs. Orange. So far this semester, your son has been absent nine times."

On 56k modems! Uphill! In the snow!

You're just trying to get your grubby mitts on my shiny nickel.

As long as a studio is financing it, there will always be script revisions.

I'd bet a shiny nickel that an early version of the script probably did focus on her in the clink. But it was scrapped when executives worried it would play as a rip-off of Orange Is The New Black, and the writers scrambled to replace it with the whole Girl Scouts bit.

Um actually, AV Club, the plural of Duplass is "Duplo."

It's definitely a thing.

NO JOKES.

Personally, every single time I try to sing "MMMBop" I will instinctively shift into Rockapella's theme song for Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?. It's impossible to avoid.

Kristofferson.

Upvoted for shameless self-promotion.

I feel like I probably could have enjoyed it more if each installment weren't immediately preceded by a point-by-point verbatim description of what happens in the video.

When did it ever start?

So does this week's theme mean we'll finally get the critical reevaluation of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever that film enthusiasts have been clamoring for?