Tell me what you want!

Because the narrative needs his powers and his historic connections to the Soul Stone? And because the idea of Space Jesus, if you can streamline his backstory, would be a pretty fun idea to inject into all the kooky sci-fi elements Gunn has baked into his GOTG world?

And that someone is me.

One way or another, it would be known well before the movie's release. He'd be listed in the IMDb credits, his name would be on every poster, and he'd be in all the trailers. And so on.

He was a Disney Kid back when it was honest contract work — before they started strategically building loud sitcoms and TV movies around one spoiled blonde coke-fiend after another.

You want to put Kurt Russell in Jennifer Jason Leigh?

"Fegon? Begone."

I'd disagree with that. Depending on how they adapt/modify his origin (which will almost certainly be substantial, being that they've already played fast-and-loose with everything else on that end of the MCU), they can easily write Warlock as a kind of celestial entity.

Except the cocoon WAS there. It was plain as day, and Gunn acknowledged in early interviews that he specifically picked Warlock's cocoon for set decor.

*high fives*

You seem angry.

I'd be pissed too. Not only does Annie Zaleski's write-up blindly diss his music and flat-out ignores the fact that Bub's merch raises money for charity, she kind of insinuates that he's mistreating/exploiting the cat.

"What, is she funny?"

The "[Yoko] can't stand that she's not getting any shine" part is glaringly specious.

Hey, any opportunity to remind everyone how much Bill Burr can't stand uppity women…

A great thing about Chelsea Handler's personality is that whenever she has to talk directly to another human being, the expression on her face resembles how one might look if they were chewing on day-old vomit.

I'd love to see if someone has the balls to cover "St. Stephen's Day Murders" by Elvis Costello & The Chieftains. That could be bangin' as hell.

Odds are pretty good that was Grumpy Cat. Her awful hick owners pimp her out in every corner of the country.

Good comment, Bub.

It's true, your honor. This chap has no ass.