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The "Least Essential" lists are almost never mainstream shit, unless you count someone like Rod Stewart doing an 18th volume of his dreary covers of old-timey standards.

There's a ton of them, all jockeying for second place behind Grumpy Cat.

This album is also for a good cause. 25% of the profits go to an ASPCA fund for special needs animals.

I bought this album. On vinyl. I happen to like the spacy music Bub's dude makes. I don't feel even the slightest regret.

He means a grave, with which to bury Adam The Woo alive.

Doesn't seem to be livin'… until he bucks ya.

Joey's got it backwards: It's not the cam that's creepy. It's the reindeer.

My understanding was that "Gen Y" was more the first wave of the Millennial assault — those born in the early/mid-80s, growing up under the influence of the Gen X slacker dream and living with the knowledge that they just missed out on Star Wars.

Is a simple ecru too much to ask these days?

AW FUCK

The mark of a great comedic mind is to react to any and all criticism as being a violent Gestapo-like attack on his or her freedom of speech. And to thusly conclude that the rest of the world simply takes itself too seriously.

It's secretly a seminar to pitch people on his wife's shitty cookbooks.

Sounds like Snackfood Warrior needs food badly.

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

Yeah! But that wasn't a dream, in the standard sense. As I recall, they used some kind of Kryptonian magic telepathy machine to put that in his mind and mess him up. So who's to say Luthor isn't harnessing that same tech to turn everyone against Supes?

Just a plain-ol' sleepytime dream seems a little out-of-place for this series' style. I'm thinking it's more likely a hallucination or some kind of Inception deal.

That rendition of the theme song was an object lesson in the inevitability of a bad idea.

That's my excuse for wearing jean-shorts as a teenager. Get your own!

You definitely saw a bond form between them in the first Avengers, which culminates in the chummy after-party that closes the first act in Age of Ultron. Then the bond breaks apart by the end of that film.

It feels like an appropriate, long overdue reprisal for Stark/Downey's smug coasting in Iron Man 2.