The problem was they went with a trained cat act from some bullshit Bucktown frauds. You want to see the real shit, you get the Moscow Cat Circus.

The wire frames are a little dated, frankly.

Sounds like a valid OSHA complaint.

I would never say that. What on earth gave you that idea.

When my family wants to let me know that I'm an insufferable hipster, they just say it to my face.

We're all gonna feel like real assholes when it turns out to be Amy Schumer.

Here's the timeline: with the back-to-back specials "Chewed Up" and "Shameless," Louie was officially hitting the big-time, receiving TV and movie offers aplenty. He was still married during that period. By the time he got divorced in 2009, he was everyone's favorite comedian; the following year, he landed the FX show.

Here's something a little more specific: I'm friends with a number of working NYC stand-up comics. To get by in the city's club scene, it helps to have good relationships with venue staff. So I've heard from those who are friends/friendly with Comedy Cellar employees that CK has a tendency to get super inappropriate…

Her description of the "known perv" specifically underlined how outing the guy could wreck her career. So when people quickly guessed who it was, wouldn't she probably want to deny it no matter what, so as not to, y'know, wreck her career?

She also says he puts out "new material every year," which definitely narrows it down. Patton Oswalt comes out with new stuff on a 2- or 3-year cycle, Seinfeld hasn't really rolled out a whole new set in years, and Chris Rock has only sporadically dipped his toe back in since Kill The Messenger. Anyone else trying to…

It's not conjecture from Whoopi. They really did sue to force her into the movie.

Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants.

Crosley is the company that makes those $40 "briefcase-style" record players that you see piled up for sale at Barnes & Noble and Urban Outfitters. While those look neat to some, their design is actually inconvenient and possibly detrimental to the condition of your records. This'll give you a brief rundown as to the…

Fun Fact: The current reigning champion of The AV Club's random giveaways, with 28 consecutive months of continuous wins, is Bonney Teti.

I'm entering as tribute.

I think she was trying to create a new racial slur.

I remember this one time when The Rock tried his hand at a challenging role in a more artistically-minded film, directed by a hot new name on the festival circuit.

This is Weird Twitter. Don't believe their lies.

Shit, you got to it first. I'll have to light a J and drown my sorrows in a bottle of Jameson.

I was about to point this out as well. We've definitely heard Finn speak in past trailers.