Also, that song was legitimately garbage.

Can't fix the car… Without a whole-a lotta milk-a.

The greatest KITH sketch, without question, is "Daddy Drank." I will cordially arrange a fistfight on Rumblr with anyone who disagrees.

There's a few of those stories. The famous one being that KITH Scott and Carrot-Top Scott once met (presumably at some comedy festival, like Aspen), and Carrot Top says, "You're Scott Thompson too! That must be why so many people mistake me as gay!" To which Scott Thompson of KITH responds, "And you must be why so…

I'm still not sure if there's ever been a new Happy Mondays album.

That probably had a lot to do with the fact that Mark did not have much of a personality outside of performing.

It turned out he watched the Asylum knock-off, Caboose Crash.

I always enter these and I never win. Feel my pain, y'all.

Sure he has an image. It's ornately framed and hidden away in an attic, slowly getting funnier.

My uncle used to mix baby formula with caulk and sold it around Newark as Gak rocks.

It sounded more like Louis was one of the few people from those days who could actually stand Marc. Their relationship only fell apart once CK started succeeding in the mid-00s, at a time when Maron was floundering. And even then, Marc didn't shit on Louie like he did with others, he just faded out. (What made it…

Brad Hall was pretty dull and smarmy (in a non-entertaining way), but at least he could speak coherently.

To be fair, I always kind of thought he'd get to Stewart first, especially after Jon left The Daily Show. Lorne's cultivated such a reputation for being aloof and nigh-unapproachable, so it's surprising that he'd deign to sit down with Marc.

Sure. But from an entertainment metric, anybody would have been better than that putz Quinn.

Yeah, I'd be surprised if Stewart's resentment would actually go so deep that he'd try to embargo Marc's access to his staff. Jon strikes me as the kind of guy who avoids "letting someone you despise live rent-free in your mind."

Maron's not really an actor, outside his sitcom and a few small roles. And he's almost never called himself one. But it's important to note that the job on SNL would have been to take over Weekend Update from Norm MacDonald, which isn't really acting — it's basically topical stand-up from behind a desk.

It's a grudge, insomuch as Stewart just doesn't feel he owes anything to Maron. It's unlikely that they were ever really friends, just peers in the same scene at the same time. And Marc was, even by his own account, a massive asshole to Jon all the time. If there was never any friendliness between them to be restored,…

"To you, the day Lorne Michaels graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

It's worth pointing out that Maron wouldn't have been a sketch player. They specifically wanted him as the Weekend Update anchor, replacing Norm MacDonald. That scenario would have at least been interesting, and to my mind far preferable to the guy they did choose as Norm's replacement: Colin mush-mouth Quinn.

The Jon Stewart thing has always been pretty self-explanatory: Jon got a lot of big breaks since the early 90s, and Maron is perpetually spiteful. Even Maron admits that it comes from his petty envy of Stewart's sharp streak of success beginning in the early 90s. Now he just wants to know why Stewart won't come on the…