He was a CNN producer in Live From Baghdad. There was the straight-to-DVD flick Game 6 where he played a playwright, and Speechless where he was a presidential candidate's speechwriter. Other than that, there's no journalist-type characters in his filmography.

Best course of action: die sooner!

Be nice!

Please, don't go. I'm so lonely. My grandchildren never call.

"Yet another brilliant, subversive decision by the smarty-boy smart boys at Marvel Boy Studios for Boys!"

Regardless of the actors' actual ages, they all look like tiny, wee babies in the film.

The worst will come when Wonder Woman bombs. It will finally give the studios incontrovertible proof that the Achilles Heel to their profitability is, indeed, women.

I loved Children of Men, but I felt like the only reason he worked is that his character was intended to have the emotional range of a cardboard box.

Race aside, I'll agree that a good accent can carry mediocrity pretty far. It's what I always said about Clive Owen: the guy is driftwood, but there was that long stretch where studios would give him one lead role after another, in increasingly higher profile films. And he'd suck in almost all of them, but people just…

Probably Jordan Klepper. Because there is no god.

Nah. Ritter would be perfect as Wonderella, though.

Now it's at 12. The people have been empowered by this knowledge.

God damn I love this movie. It's just so fun and self-assured, either in spite of or due to the fact that it's just two Brits in a single setting for the entire running time. And for all its silliness, it still holds onto an emotional gravity that never feels forced. The characters are a couple of self-absorbed…

What sucks is that Disqus doesn't show you the dozens upon dozens of downvotes you're getting right now.

Oh, I don't actually give a damn about pronouncing it. I only marvel at how, in the movie, actors freely shift from saying "LANG-oh-leers" to "lang-GOH-lee-urs" to "LANG-lee-urs" (the latter apparently under the presumption that the "o" is silent?).

Also, nobody can actually agree on how to fucking pronounce "Langoliers."

Yeah, who gave those guys a show? I was not sexually attracted to them at all.

I personally think that a young woman should be allowed to voice her discomfort with an older man effusively trying to ingratiate himself to his teenage audience, yes.

Thanks — I'm aware of that stigma, but ultimately it suits me better to keep a lower profile. Hopefully it's clear that I'm no troll, but there's no rush to make a name for myself. Better to just pop in, attempt to be funny, and fade out.

I'll never feel better now. It will always be like this. Every day, all over the world.