Tom DeLonge Sings!

He's just a teenage dirtbag, bay-bee.

Yurr aww-ready the voice inside my yedd!

I'm absolutely not saying there weren't comedies starring women throughout the history of film. I'm saying lady-heavy casts have often been rare in comparison to comedies with predominantly male leads, and they were still largely geared as simply "for women."

You think comedy is "headed towards" being gender-exclusive? That's how it's been for ages. It was just easier to ignore because everything was always centered around men as a baseline. Anytime you introduce women as leads, the culture's general reaction always has to be "record scratch, cut to dog quizzically tilting…

Exactly what it sounds like.

In a fair and just world, a charity auction could generate a bidding war to purchase the assurance that EL James will never commit another word to paper.

Wait, hold up. The book is already out? Didn't they only just announce it like two months ago? Was the announcement like an Apple unveiling, where James had been working on it in secret all along? Presumably in some kind of lair, dank and imperceptible to the eyes of vengeful gods?

A manual for irresponsibly lousy sex.

Big ups to Windows Media Player visualizer for directing this video.

Exactly. Her getup is like Tank Girl cosplay. Completely 90s.

Y'all are dumb. Wiig's hairdo and blazer, McKinnon's whole deal? That's pure, uncut 1994.

Sure, a segment sounds about right. But he could never be the full-time host. It would require him to be consistently funny, something he hasn't been since 2004.

Milkproof's is better.

Don't forget his score for Road to Perdition. Goddamn.

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.

It would be three, but Matthew Lawrence never learned to read or write.

HALIFAX Did This Happen to Me?: The #Blessed Life of Ya Boy La Croix

We Can't Stop Here, Internet. This Is Bat Country.

I got a Dexamyl notification for this?