I would actually argue that Alex is the one thing that makes Piper vaguely interesting. The characters have an interesting dynamic, although it's typically undermined by Piper's whiny waffling and melodramatic navel-gazing.

"a beer that causes instant hangovers"

It's not that PBR was ever cool on its own merits. Its whole appeal was that it's very cheap, and has never been very glamorous. Thus it grew into a status symbol for young (and often very privileged) aspirationally starving artists, affecting a pose of impoverished pragmatism. "I'm just trying to get drunk; but,…

Even after Spider-Man 3?

He's still got those little asshole eyes. Eyes like assholes.

Who could forget it?

Don't you mean The Opie and Jim Show, Because Anthony's a Racist Piece of Shit?

OICJC pushed his horn rims up the bridge of his nose, heaving a raspy sigh. "Um, ACTUALLY…"

You could take most of Stevie's "contributions" to the songs and videos from that period in Fleetwood Mac and release them as a compilation called "The Contractual Obligations Years."

The live versions of "Big Love" are almost all far better than the album track. That song's a perfect case study of how studio production can suck the life out of a song.

Except Sharona had a personality (regardless of how big and broad it was) and the confidence to handle herself while dealing with Monk's issues. Whereas Natalie, in most situations, was pretty helpless and relied on whining when faced with conflict. And the increased focus on her and her dull kid never added anything…

I remember Traylor Howard as the sub-par replacement for Sharona on Monk.

Get out of here, Lindelof! Can't you see, we don't want you anymore!

Ahem:

No brainer: "Daddy Drank."

I complain whenever Carol Danvers isn't in something. Just now, I was at the supermarket and Carol Danvers wasn't there. Let me assure you, I was very cross.

Squirrel Girl's lusty older cousin?

It needs to have exactly one action scene, right at the beginning, and then the rest of the movie will be an ethically complex political drama taking place entirely during Congressional hearings and clandestine lobbyist meetings. At least once, Captain America should pound his fist on a law book and declare, "We're…

J.J. Abrams leaps up from his seat at the dinner table. He pulls down the front of his undershirt, revealing a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

Meanwhile, Jared Hess will keep getting second/third/seventeenth chances to prove he wasn't just a creepy Mormon flash-in-the-pan.