"Scout's Honor" falls apart mid-production. Lou, having already burned off his pitiful $15k advance, scrambles to secure his livelihood. Still believing himself an "ideas man," he quickly pivots to conceive a product distribution model that fulfills what he sees as a pervasive need among Japanese consumers. Hence the…

I remember kind of resenting The Elephant Show as a kid, yet still enjoying most of the songs.

I'll let you pick a time and place.

Seriously? You can only think of the Always Sunny bit?

I mean, can you even call that a career?

It took them a couple decades, but De Niro and Pacino have certainly taken that lesson to heart.

Counter-Counterpoint to my Counterpoint: You could say the same thing about Paul Haggis's Crash.

Sure, when you pack your movie with a murderer's row of great contemporary actors, there's no complaints there. But as Gabriel Chase says, it is crashingly ham-fisted throughout its story.

He was in fact diagnosed just before filming. The producers were planning to replace him with an actor who wasn't near death, but Streep threatened to walk unless he was kept on the picture.

Counterpoint: The Deer Hunter is overrated melodrama with a silly ending that would be scoffed to death at a student film festival.

Is that what happened to it? I've been to 6 different RSD-participating stores, and none of them had it. But holy shit, they had a ton of Springsteen and Flaming Lips.

(Meanwhile, no store received more than a couple copies of the god damned Pete & Pete soundtrack.)

If my experiences at my local stores were any indication, that would be a big fat nobody.

OH OKAY

I appreciate the effort, but you're gonna have to troll harder than that, baby boy.

JJ'onnhn J'J'J!onzzzs is also a really dumb name!

"What are you doing on this site?"

What are you doing on this site? Shouldn't you be on 4chan, impotently plotting sexual violence against some female game developer/journalist?

Fuck you, she's still adorable!

God damn I love Kate Bush. Y'all motherfuckers will never take that from me.