So does this mean he won't be directing season 2 of True Detective? Because as blown away as I was by his masterful visuals, I was hoping that each season will get its own director — each employing a different style to emphasize the distinct stories. (My secret wish is that Sam Raimi might helm a future season and…

Only until Jerry Seinfeld "accidentally" pins him under the Porsche on their way to get coffee.

That's just the whiskey talking.

Craig seems the obvious choice, and confidently prepares to ascend to his seemingly rightful place as Dave's successor — but oh no, what's this? It looks like frequent guest host Regis Philbin's ruthless manager has pulled a back-office coup, strong-arming CBS executives to give the show to Reeg!

The worst is how that motherfucker throws to commercial by gloating about other shows getting cancelled. I'm betting he'll be riding "The Jeselnik Offensive" for weeks.

I think writing for a site like The AV Club ought to at least obligate the writer to put the movie toward the top of her "Must Watch" list.

This AV Club writer has never seen The Man Who Knew Too Much. Arrest her, officer.

He was such a stupid git.

Actually, the book was pretty great (although it falls apart in the final third). You wanna blame someone for the crummy movie, that's all on Brian De Palma.

You're not far from quoting actual dialogue.

I watched in on Netflix Instant too, way back when. I loved the Derrick Comedy shorts, but "Mystery Team" missed the mark for me.

Fellows, fellows, please. Let's not argue.

Huh. This reminds me, I wonder if my lock is still there.

Billy J. knows what the fuck is up.

Herman and Armond also share an abiding love for Pokemon 2000.

I'd done a really good job of forgetting that this movie will soon exist. Now I'm mad again. Smarmy ham actor reteams with clumsy hack director to adapt a story that requires sly, subtle hands.

Was anyone else really, really thrown off by the rape joke? Because I'm typically a big defender of that kind of dark humor, when done right, but that was just out-and-out awful. And yes, it's Family Guy; so crass, cheap material is absolutely to be expected. But a rape joke isn't supposed to make you immediately…

Well boys, the jig is up. It was fun while it lasted, knucklefuckers.

I was referring more to the abundance of doughy, lethargic manchildren shrouded in oversized hoodies and neckbeards, but that's good to know too.

Yup, that is definitely Connecticut.