Nope, just libelous!

Ahem.

At first, I really wanted to defend Jesse's honor. But even I have to admit that was a pretty good Eisenburn.

But it's from the creators of THE CROODS!

I expect this kind of chauvinistic horseshit from that vulgarian Beetlejuice's Rock & Roll Graveyard Revue — not from such sweet natured nincompoops as Bill and Ted!

Shit, doesn't Orny Adams have at least two specials on Netflix?

Who the fuck downvoted me. How dare you.

"WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE."

She just wanted to find out who burned her, and get back into the CIA.

Has she been buying a lot of copies of Catcher in the Rye lately?

That remake/pilot was beyond goddamn silly. Especially the terrible, awkwardly shot framing-device of the police interrogation.

AND THE REST

NEVER FORGET: The trend of venerating 'Hangouts for Unpleasant Actresses' is also the reason why we have the Pussycat Dolls.

I totally get where you're coming from, and normally I'd agree completely. But this was more a situation of misguided attempts to make leather hip-huggers with tube-tops or corsets work, despite generous muffintops and visible caesarian/appendectomy scars.

Yeah, but you kind of needed to be an "asshole" to be a "punk." So there's that.

I remember when the movie came out, the local news in New York did a fluff piece about the bar. It was just about the saddest shit I ever saw.

Hey, you guys remember Once Bitten? Now THAT was a vampire movie!

Every time I saw a poster for this show on the street, I really thought the tagline was going to be "Look who's shakin' up primetime!"

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus @Scrawler2:disqus They can't count.

If Jersey Girl is among the worst movies you've seen, you haven't seen enough movies.