"Guillermo Del Toro (a man who has probably never made a bad movie)"

I HEART RADIO ON DEMAND.

I'm still lol'in at Beliebfs over here. That one's gonna stick to my ribs.

Because he's a dumbshit. Just like how he's a dumbshit for choosing that idiot neighbor woman to mack on.

They're hoping that, by adding extra words in front of the acronym, it will distract viewers from noticing that the show is just NCIS with more superheroes (and black people).

The computer hacker will be brash and overconfident, until a scene requires her to be completely flustered and awkward for some negligible character tension. Likewise, the scientists will be obsessively nerdy and into weird science stuff; but when a scene calls for comedic effect, one of them will suddenly be grossed…

"How did this get started?"

I'd had my money on Long Island, given how the town layout and the accents all seemed pretty in-line with the seaside town where my girlfriend grew up.

BETTY ONLY WANTED HOT TEA, BAM A LAM
SAVIN' ROOM FOR HER ICE CREAM, BAM A LAM

The way I see it, Beef has to be Steve Buscemi in Ghost World. Ray's voice should sound like J.B. Smoove on Xanax.

Does anyone know what actually happened to Onstad? It sounds like the lapse/disappearance in the strip had a lot to do with his personal life. I know they lost the house and had a lot of money issues, but some of the cryptic asides seem to imply things really bottomed out. Did he get divorced?

Fun Fact: "Abalam" is actually the demon's last name. Its first name is "Black Betty."

Kony 2013.

Five years later, Seth MacFarlane will be found dead in his GLBT art gallery, murdered during a botched robbery.

This plot makes no god damned sense.

Whenever I actively tune to CN for an episode of Regular Show or Adventure Time, I have to remind myself, "You have no right to be annoyed about these commercials. You actively chose to watch a channel whose entertainments are geared toward much younger people. These things are just not meant for you."

"When your friends and fans are getting to be more annoying than Gleeks"

I'm almost certain that the oblique references are intentional. I've heard several interviews, either on his show or others, where he begins to explain the beef, and then peters out into a lot of sighing and handwringing. He's teasing it.

Uh, Jackson Brown, obviously.

Uh, Jackson Brown, obviously.