I'm pretty sure those Aliens commercials feature the voice of recent Random Roles subject Rob Paulson. Huh.

I'm pretty sure those Aliens commercials feature the voice of recent Random Roles subject Rob Paulson. Huh.

I remember seeing it pop up many, many years ago on some third-rate movie channel, like Flix or The Movie Channel. It starts with what can only be described as an awkward, stilted car explosion. And then, within about 15 minutes, it seemed to veer straight into cheap softcore.

I remember seeing it pop up many, many years ago on some third-rate movie channel, like Flix or The Movie Channel. It starts with what can only be described as an awkward, stilted car explosion. And then, within about 15 minutes, it seemed to veer straight into cheap softcore.

I was really hoping she'd end up marrying a black guy, just to prove once and for all that she's not totally racist.

I was really hoping she'd end up marrying a black guy, just to prove once and for all that she's not totally racist.

Okay, sure, this show sounds like it's going to be forgettable, quickly cancelled junk. But I can't help but be a little intrigued by it, as I possess some second-hand familiarity with its premise.

Okay, sure, this show sounds like it's going to be forgettable, quickly cancelled junk. But I can't help but be a little intrigued by it, as I possess some second-hand familiarity with its premise.

Kirk Whomett?

Kirk Whomett?

He didn't talk down to them, he just treated them like nuisances.

He didn't talk down to them, he just treated them like nuisances.

Fuck that, he's no Beakman.

Fuck that, he's no Beakman.

And the GOP leadership promised to sabotage anything even remotely resembling reform or recovery from being enacted under a Democratic administration.

And the GOP leadership promised to sabotage anything even remotely resembling reform or recovery from being enacted under a Democratic administration.

Shame on you for not including The Unusuals, Tasha.

Shame on you for not including The Unusuals, Tasha.

Oh please. It's clearly Rutger Hauer, you buncha goofballs.

Oh please. It's clearly Rutger Hauer, you buncha goofballs.