Two words: Permanent Midnight.

Two words: Permanent Midnight.

HOW ABOUT CHICKEN SOUP WITH RICE YOU ASSHOLE

HOW ABOUT CHICKEN SOUP WITH RICE YOU ASSHOLE

On rare occasions, Tim Burton gets it into his head that he might actually have a sense of humor.

Uh, she's been waiting very quietly these past few years…

Here's a very canny little essay from several years ago that gets to the heart of what happened to Miller. Read, and remember fondly the good old days.

To be fair, I don't know if this is exactly a definitive sign of anything. It sounds like she's just an MC for a basic "one and done" taped production. Meaning she'd spend two days filming eight performances, in which she really only has to perform a few intermittent jokes between the featured comics. The condensed…

… Burl?

Holy shit. I'd forgotten the cool "90s Futuristic" logo they had. So steely and cold. As if one day the Prevue Channel would become sentient, emerging from a pile of old televisions and antennas as a cyborg vigilante. Possibly with a metal visor and shoulder-cannons.

I'm still waiting for the inevitable plagiarism lawsuit from the "Stuff White People Like" guy.

Shit yeah, lady. Especially when it get to the "Dueling Pipes/Guitar" section.

Meanwhile, where the hell is AC/DC's "It's a Long Way to the Top?"

See, I'm not sure what the point of this news post is. Why wouldn't Hyden allow for the seemingly obvious third option that this is just a terrible, unlistenable butchering of a great song?

Honestly. Look at all these cultural historians taking this shit so seriously.

Call me crazy, but I've always really loved Holland. Knowing where it falls in their history, and how they were suddenly uprooted out of their native California to record in a place alien to them, there's a lot to appreciate in what they're putting out there.

Damn, Sam. Are you just permanently on Shit detail? When's the last time they assigned you to review a movie that even looked promising?

By the way, the chemical you cited is one that happens to not exist. There is formaldehyde, but that is an embalming agent and not really known as a sedative. You were probably thinking of chloroform, which is the popular choice for soaking rags to be held against the mouth and nasal passages of unwilling victims.

So has nobody yet noted that Jamie Foxx's people released a statement confirming he's NOT actually writing the script for the movie?

That scenario is unlikely as