Looks like he also tattooed hair on his back to represent the women of Pittsburgh.

That was a Billy Madison joke.

Here's what I really want to know: How do you feel about tattoos?

This is the worst thing to happen for Cuba since the Bay of Pigs.

Well, Cuba WAS the black joke.

[raises six white flags]

"We used an AUTHENTIC squaw!"

... embedded throughout their rich history as the original Americans.

You pretty much described the movie careers of Schwarzenegger and Stallone in the 1980s, except for the fourth sentence.

Allow me to offer a counterpoint:

WWE isn't sports. I don't care how you try to sugar coat it.

Google the tag team "Cryme Tyme" and let me know if you still don't get it

How he managed to bite and dive at the same time is....Suarez-ian....I don't know what else to call such a loathsome display....

Strong take, Mr. Snyder.

The Television Show "Girls"

Mensa isn't an acronym.

That is my dream. Screw sportsmanship, I want collusion.

I feel like Wonderwoman's tits: deflated. Thanks, Bradley, you turd.

I haven't been this heartbroken in my entire life.

Tie-breakers are 1. goal difference, 2. goals scored, 3. head-to-head