Wait. Hang on. Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

a win against Portugal tomorrow would put the USA through, and we could rest OUR starters against Germany

Someone get that German coach a tissue, stat! He's knuckle deep every time the camera is on him.

Just bonkers. Most entertaining match of the WC so far.

Great game not to have an open thread for guys.

I'd rather not.

I've fucking had it with the surveillance state. If the NSA couldn't triangulate the location of his party and order a tactical drone strike, there is truly no use in monitoring anyone.

It's safe to assume this is the first time this guy's crotch rocket has gotten wet.

Just one pitbull? Turn in your 909 area code bro.

Yeah how dare they make mention of the fact that the husband, whose own Wikipedia page has a sub-section titled "Legal Troubles" that is longer than the aggregate of the rest of his Wikipedia entry somehow wasn't involved in the altercation.

Pretty sure there was plenty of condemnation for her. Also her husband is a shithead. You're taking a stand in the wrong place, partner.

The game has started, yet we continue waiting all day for you to get the joke.

whoosh

Mex Swiss...What a queso that would make...

The way France are playing right now, I have them in the final 4. They look fantastic.

CONCACAF Came to fuck huh?

Yea? What were your thoughts on Spain getting knocked out during group play?

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati