My dad is the man.
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The whole incident started at the door where the bouncers had to explain to Broncos safety what a cover was.
Fucking fascist.
When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.
HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE
Hi there, welcome to 2014. A lot of stuff has happened while you were in that cave.
Why isn't this filed under, "Idiot On the Field?"
Clearly an unfortunate mistake, but I do think we need to talk about how sometimes, and obviously I'm against violence against spiders in any fashion, and quite frankly I would most definitely be right there to correct this individual. But too often, heretofore, we don't look at the possible provocation on the part of…
Man, calm down.
Tampa got Ray'ped. Not in the same way as Rice's girlfriend tho.
Impressive! Oh oh - do Kevin Correia next!
Thank God someone else saw this. This kid — who is far enough away from the ball that he may as well be sitting in the parking lot in a locked car — is my spirit animal.
This is also a sweet visual metaphor for my dating life.
Talk about setup...sideburns not only tipped the pitch,but audibly counted to 3,paused for further confirmation,then ever-so-gently lobbed a wafting,underhanded softball to Yoenis Espedes (you) which you casually sent into a star system far,far away...
That'2 M3an.
[sees article with disagreeable premise]
That's right all Lebron wants to do is bring two championships to Cleveland and save it the way Isiah Thomas and the bad boys saved Detroit. The way Ray Lewis saved Baltimore the way the New Jersey Devils saved Newark!!!!!!