:face palm:

Props for getting on TV.

The strangest thing I got out of this was "Jack Wang".

This is exactly how I felt when the Vikings drafted Christian Ponder.

you've got like 35 comments in here... Settle the fuck down.

: /

"if I have to rape a girl to get her into bed, it's not worth it."

it's not that bad or that odd, stop making shit up.

"The desperately needed summer jam"

serve Grain Belt for god sakes...

[–]FlipMyPancake 3 points an hour ago*

Adrian Peterson would rush for 140 yards and 2 touchdowns with that injury.

If there is an "epitome of minor leagues" I'd say this would be it.

Cleveland belongs in the Florida panhandle.

While I may have come off a bit "Uncle Rico-ish" your idea of having people (on Fallon or Kimmel, which says a lot about you on its own) sprint and then trip (albeit is quite original) is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life.

I was a wrestler in high school... Played soccer senior year to get my cardio in proper form... Made all-conference easily and led my shitty team to section finals (1 game away from state) on that single season of soccer. anyone with any athletic ability can play the game.

First reaction to an injury in soccer that was legit. Ever.

that fat ass ump blew the called 3rd strike to end the game. Fucking idiot umpires.

I know this kind of chatter is somewhat frowned upon on these sites but for the love of god... Show all of the beautiful women of Brazil and Columbia...holy shit!

:)