This is the first departure where the person is irreplaceable. The show will still be great, but Odom is incomparable.

AN IKEA TOWER

TBH I think I would have a grudging respect for a woman who managed a prison break whilst in active labor.

We aren’t talking about First Lady cred. Posing half nude or even being a fucking prostitute does not allow Chris Matthews’ leering at her on national television!

Van Kuilenburg’s appearance at Cruz’s rally was meant to call attention to the violent impact of such prejudice. He went, he told The Frederick News-Post, “to show Cruz supporters that rhetoric about gay and transgender rights hurts real people like him.”

1. How many walkers have you killed?"

What color was that dress?

And the commercial was done live? Kinda like a stage play? I kinda want Conan O'Brien to have an episode where all the commercials are performed live.

I also shave my calluses in the living room, and cut my toenails. Then vacuum all that shit up.

This sounds like me while watching family feud.

GRANDMA'S DICK

Hmm... is joke?

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

*Whenever* I'm alone and going down the stairs, I hold my boobs.

"This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate"

2 main ones:

Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas.

Thanks for the new screen name, Kotex!

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

So tired of Rebecca's low budget girl with the dragon tattoo look