A 20-minute tirade followed up with some physical abuse is a very long moment. He needs to figure out how to control himself.

Dude just wants some cold cuts

Ugh. A free lesson for your kids:

Tonight.... James wears a hat.

In all seriousness, how does it go 5 days? If this happened on the 4th, and Clarkson reported it on the 9th, did Clarkson think "bloody hell, if no one else is going to say something, I might as well get on with it?"

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

Here comes the lunatic fans who are going blame everyone but Clarkson. Reading the comments yesterday was disturbing.

It doesn't. A lot of douches buy them.

Nice to know that their marketing people are just as douchey as their typical customers.

I consider the carpool violation a "douchebag" tax then.

It's a tax. As are citations. Without exorbitant budgets, we wouldn't get exorbitant fines or "fees."

Yes. Absolutely. Do you have any idea how much money California wastes on CHP? It's *enormous*.

"Denmark, Dude"

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

I really doubt any of the Starbucks actually wrote on the cups or had conversations. The one I got to (because you may take my life but you'll never take my chai latte!) thought it was hilariously stupid.

This is quite honestly the most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea I have ever heard of. They would have been better off reminding people they offer health insurance to their employees, unlike most independent coffee shops or fast food joints. For that, I have never hated Starbucks, but this "race…

There is no residential or office building use for carbon monoxide. It is a byproduct of malfunctioning heating systems. They don't add odor to something they would never ship into an office building.

You have to race them. YOU JUST HAVE TO RACE THEM!!!!

Sorry. I lost it for a moment.

What does that have to do with it? That is like saying why does United Airlines need a simulator that costs 50 times as much as a Cessna 162?