A 20-minute tirade followed up with some physical abuse is a very long moment. He needs to figure out how to control himself.

Dude just wants some cold cuts

Ugh. A free lesson for your kids:

Tonight.... James wears a hat.

In all seriousness, how does it go 5 days? If this happened on the 4th, and Clarkson reported it on the 9th, did Clarkson think "bloody hell, if no one else is going to say something, I might as well get on with it?"

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

Here comes the lunatic fans who are going blame everyone but Clarkson. Reading the comments yesterday was disturbing.

"Meereen. The mere word probably makes you groan. It's considered to be the weakest, most frustrating plotline in ADWD, and perhaps in in the whole series. It's thought to be where GRRM lost the plot and spent endless chapters on pointless filler. The solutions seem so obvious, the villains seem obviously evil…

Yup, that's why I wrote a spoiler-free preview, for people who don't want any spoilers!

"Season 5 is even darker than we expected...."

Isn't Arya in both books though? Along with Cersei, Jaime, and Brienne, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes..? I'm aware that's what he said he was going to do. Have you actually read the books though? Because he didn't. Feast was just as geographically spread out as the other books, and the included locations were not connected in any logical way. Dragons even more so; and then in the second half of Dragons he just…

"Season 5 is even darker than we expected...."

It doesn't. A lot of douches buy them.

Nice to know that their marketing people are just as douchey as their typical customers.

I consider the carpool violation a "douchebag" tax then.

It's a tax. As are citations. Without exorbitant budgets, we wouldn't get exorbitant fines or "fees."

Yes. Absolutely. Do you have any idea how much money California wastes on CHP? It's *enormous*.

"Denmark, Dude"