It’s a mix of “We expect too much from kids” and “We don’t expect enough from them”.

“most children under 5 have literally just started learning to read”

What about when you under 5, like the article is talking about?

Playing devils advocate here. Some MMOs charge you for more character slots.

Gowdy was begging to be punched in the face. Nunes looks like he’s shitting himself.

“Did you know that trying to start a new game of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will erase all of your current save files?”

Yeah, it’s very strange that people are surprised by this, it seemed pretty clear. It also seems strange to try to get someone into games by not helping them set up an account and instead just having them use yours? Maybe that’s just me.

To all the people saying “thanks for the heads up,” the game gives you a heads up. I don’t think there’s anything ambiguous about the prompt you get when you try to start a new game. There’s no other reasonable way to take it.

If the game says “Overwrite previous save data,” why would it not do what it says?

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Deadspin: Bears, Dongs & Poop

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

Sure, why not

This isn’t about cramps (though I am having them right now and self medicating with a 99cent brownie from 7/11) but Madeleine, can I please get ungrayed? I have been around for over 4 years now, I don’t engage with trolls and try to be a respectful commenter. Thank you!

The end result will be undocumented residents of these cities stop going to court, refuse to testify as witnesses, stop reporting crime or interacting with any law enforcement, start driving without license or insurance, etc.