FAVORITE BOOK SINCE 5th GRADE 5EVER

At my job, we all have sit-stand desks (yes, it's very bougie), and I rarely use mine for longer than a few minutes a day. I draft and do really detailed modeling on the computer, and just the mere act of standing is enough extra movement that it's really hard to visually focus on the screen. And the desk break when…

Umm, we all know that lady Bones will chronically be PMSing. Cuz it makes us ladies crotchety!

yep—Nyota Uhura will be Nnamdi Uhuro

I'm really excited about this!

Will she be as promiscuous as her male counterpart? Will her crew see her differently for it? Will male nurse Chapel have a huge crush on Spock? Will female Bones be just as crotchety and racist? Did you notice some of them wear pants and others wear miniskirts? WILL SPOCK'S FATHER BE HUMAN AND HIS MOTHER BE VULCAN??…

No, but they will continue to call black teenagers who cause trouble "thugs" and white teens who do the same "misguided".

Yay! You really are a new friend!

At the risk of sounding like a peeping tom, I can see into a lot of people's Brownstones on my block (huge windows with lots of lights on) and every time I'm walking my dog in the evening, a woman is doing this in her basement. I'll admit, I thought it was pretty brilliant in terms of multitasking and it doesn't…

See, this kind of weight loss is totally realistic for normal people, just like our culture tells us. 3 or 4 exercise classes per day and walking the rest of the day on the treadmill. A job? What's a job?

The only thing that might be more entertaining than this would be Samuel Jackson reading something similar.

Yeah I was kinda hoping this post was going to be about how much of a fan of D&D Ice-T is. But as it turns out, he's just another FILTHY CASUAL

"Motherfuckers live in places that don't exist, and it comes with a map" will forever be my explanation when people ask me why I don't like fantasy.

Today's XKCD sure is topical.

I'm sure the plot hasn't moved very far either.

I have never in my life felt so beaten down by a season. I've lived in the Midwest all my life (except for a 5 year stint in NYC), and walking the 5 blocks from the train to my house on the way home from the gym last Monday night, when it was -6 degrees, the ass of my sweaty underwear literally froze. My fucking…

I hate everything.

Claim: The Shining could only be plausible as a story today if the internet were out or unavailable.

Love. But they couldn't find it in their budget to trailer her jeans? Just advocating tailoring your jeans, ladies, whatever size you may be. Yay jeans that fit great!!

I've saved myself the trouble and let myself go before marriage.