Not dissing Diva Cups. Just making a joke about the article the OP posted.

Sorry, no. You also have to do those "polar bear plunge" things where you jump naked into an ice hole in a frozen lake. Otherwise all your effort will be for naught.

The Complete Guide to Never Getting Fat:


Be dead.

I had an aunt talk to me about taking cold showers as a way to burn calories once. I was eight. That was a totally not fucked up conversation.

I agree, I found it profoundly moving and finished reading thinking 'this will finally make people see the deep psychological harm that poverty inflicts, how it is like quicksand, how no amount of bootstrap pulling matters when the whole system is stacked against you.'

Why does Jezebel always have to mock any news about parents being concerned about their kids? And why should 8-12 year olds only have very short, tight and cropped options available in the more affordable stores? I have girls that age and they don't want to wear that stuff, but it's not easy to find cute and…

Rest in peace.

The only drawback to this is when my doctors ask when the first day of my last period was and my only response is..."uhh...well, I'm on the second week of my pill pack, so that means my placebo week was a week, no, two weeks ago...hang on let me get my calendar..." EVERY. TIME.

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The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

agreed. it's not fair that the child/victim is basically required to age to realize what happened was abuse(if they didn't already) or to even be deemed credible...making most cases outside of that limitations statute. the fuck is wrong with people?
I was molested by my 8th grade science teacher...when I turned him in,…

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I hate that style too, that's why I can't stand Upworthy.

I think something like this should be a federal decision, not a state one. That way, everyone is treated fairly across the country.

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

Not terrible taste, just different taste.
I happen to like men who look a bit... extraterrestrial. I guess you could blame it on my first crush being Leonard Nimoy as Spock.

Fairly recently, I had a lightbulb moment upon discovering that Lupita Nyong'o and Michelle Dockery share the same stylist. They're both knockouts — any time, anywhere — but it began to make more sense why these two, in particular, are such amazingly consistent red carpet stand-outs.

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Paid leave? Who the fuck made that decision?

Twice my husband has gotten this one.