GOP: Gross Old Pedophiles

I’m so angry about this I’ve crossed over into the territory of wanting it to happen, word for word how the GOP wants it so it can’t be blamed on any changes made by anyone else, so the uninformed idiots who support crap like this can feel all the negative consequences of their choices at the ballot box. No, it…

Domino’s is an entirely different food group from Pizza, no matter what lies they try to sell us. Sometimes I crave pizza, and sometimes I crave Domino’s.

Howl’s Moving Castle is also based on a book!

How’s it seem to impact your battery life?

Can’t Dems do something smart for once, take a play out of the Republican playbook and rebrand? Let’s call it Life Saving Legislation, or Violent Death Prevention. Gun Control is a dead phrase. Make them come out and say “I vote against death prevention”

Please forgive my ignorance, but how often does the 50 votes option become available?

And that she had been hurt herself by being cheated on! Imagine reading that letter then telling HER to cheat?!

Why is anyone writing in to this column? She literally answers the second question with write a letter or don’t write a letter, I don’t give a shit? One of the options given to the first asker is to have an affair?! What is this???

Functionally this also means he’s cutting jobs, yes? What a guy.

<hug>

Oh god, I remember the last person we talked like this about. Is she gonna be a shit president someday too?

*facepalm*

I was trying to put it into words talking in the car today, when I realized there’s a perfect non-game corollary: religion. They’re religious zealots for a video game.

I wonder if they didn’t just do a cost-benefit analysis and figure it wouldn’t cost that much more to settle than it would to pay the lawyers for a drawn out trial-plus-appeals, plus they wouldn’t have to deal with any potential negative media coverage attached to the whole thing?

Is...that... ... a tiny pair of silver balls?

I just heard someone on a podcast describe it as a Katamari ball - it eats everything in its path, good and bad, to make itself bigger. Fuck depression, man.

Oh man, I’d love to hear Simone take it on. Her sense of humor is completely off the wall, it would be perfect.

Oooh I save the napkin wads! Three main uses:

AND FROM THE SAME GUY!! I almost threw my phone across the room that response made me so angry.